Thursday, July 09, 2009
THE BEST TOY EVER: Darth Tater
At first I thought this was someone playing a sick and twisted joke on me. It was as if someone delved into the innermost part of my brain and found that which I wanted most in the world. And then made a "fake" toy out of it, just to taunt me. BUT...this is no fake. It is real. And it only costs $12.99! Let us praise the good people of Stuckakid for providing us with access to Darth Tater, and then let us quickly click here and get one. Hell, get two and give me one, and I will position Darth Tater proudly next to Timmy! on my bedroom windowsill. They can then live together in harmony like two spuds in the dirt.