Not Heelarious

It is officially the end of the world as we know it.

Have you heard about Heelarious shoes?: "Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels! Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure. Leopard satin heel with black satin lining for infants size 0-6 months."

What's next? Brazilian bikinis for 2 year olds? "Your toddler will be ready to hit the tropics wearing this mini-ass-floss so that all the boys on the beach can get a glimpse into the one place on the island where the sun don't shine!"